1: "Even the best ninja fighter ever born needs to take time off and decompress."

2: "Some truth is universal. Love ruins everything."

3: "It’s not easy to get rid of me."

4: “I've heard the Jews have a good lawyer."

5: "I can kill you with my brain."

6: "If you die first, be sure and let me know how it goes."

7: "Don't judge me. You know my name, not my story."

8: "The hand wringing, no. I nail gun my whole hand to the desk."

9: "It's like high school gym class only, you know, with guns."